i want to make ninja babies with you

rosie: haha
yeah
super babies
roj babies
Sent at 6:25 PM on Wednesday
me: hahaha
rojah!
heeee yahhh!
rosie: yeah
little ninja babies
Sent at 6:28 PM on Wednesday
me: mmmm little cutiecutes
rosie: i miss my weremonkey
me: awwww our own little roro
rojo
rojomomo

rosie: awww baby
i want you
Sent at 6:36 PM on Wednesday
me: i have you and you have me ' we have the veryy best family'' la la la
i want you too love
but i doubt you do at this moment since i sang a barney reference la la la

rosie: haha no its ok
id love you even if you were a weird purple dinosaur
me: hahahahah that is the coolest thing i have ever heard hahahah can i bleed the past two lines?

rosie: you can bleed
i love you

22/11

Pressure drop
Your heart stops
Your ears pop
The power goes off
No where to begin so you stop.

Pale, panic grips you
As the windows pop
You hear the stomp
Of the hailstones pelting.
Helter skelter, run for the shelter
Hide from the wrath
As nature forces it's way
Through
Hide from nature
And hope it doesn't find you
Bleeding in the corner of the basement
Hope it doesn't tear down
The walls.
A raised roof crumbles outside the window. A car alarm blares under the black sky littered with debris. The tree that offered shade exposes it roots.

Then silence, deafening, shattered by distant sirens drawing nearer.

The eerie calm, as the rain comes through the walls, washes the blood away.

A panic call hits jammed networks.

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Phone

So we play telephone..

We play to the point where
the signals might even

cross... to the point where
I'm fading...
Still trying to understand
but probably never will. .
I don't have what you
have.. You certainly
don't have what I have..
It seems like I'm old
news.. Someone you could
use.. Maybe abuse a little..
Who knew you had
it in you..
Admit it.. I'm your
religious muse. When
God doesn't answer
you break my door
down wondering what
happened to the
spirit of your
religious views.....
Blame me for what's
wrong with the world...
Blame me for what's
wrong with how your
friends respond
to the text or
everything you
could swear was wrong
with this economy
or that CNN you miss on
your Tuesday news..

I guess leave it up to me

to save you and the world..
Leave it up to the ones
that 'might' could.
The ones that Listen
to everything from
your dog drooling
to your toilet paper
running out.. I'm sorry
certain things didn't work
out.

Till then I'm game.

I'll hold the evil rifle
to shoot away all that
harms you. All that
bothers you. I'm not
even your boyfriend.
Why bother me?
It's because I could.
Because you knew I would.
because the bottle of
'Makers Mark' would
minimize the the hurt, my
hurt, from all that would.
*ck it. I'M your semi
Super-Man, who knew?
I do your everything...
your everything..
Your everything...

Dear America

I cannot see
How you can be
So blind
Blaming Obama
For Bushes destruction
How quick to forget
Billion dollar wars
Blind eye financing
You set up your own demise
Then set your sights on a scapegoat.
McCain did not want to win
That is why he chose Palin.
A distraction.
Well Bush was throwing trillion dollar bandaids on his boo boos,
You folks were debating the lipsticked pig,
Obama inherited Rome after Nero,
Bush fired up his fiddle as he walked out the door.
With your arrogance and ignorance of the general populous
You'll get exactly what you deserve.

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